Technology: E commerce stupidity.

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Written by Ashton Deroy: If you build the website they will come. This is not f***** field of dreams. You are not F***** Kevin Costner! 

Three dumb things you hear when setting up E commerce pages:

  1. Market off your profits, as a new eCommerce business– No you market off of your goal profits. You allocate capital accordingly, if you invest 0 time, money or work in advertising your sales will  reflect that. 
  2. Why are you sharing that blog post on Facebook/Instagram? – How do you think people are going to find your f***** post you dumb son of a B****. Further more I am the publicist you are the client you stupid mother f***** who has never worked over a few months in freelance sales. Don’t you f****** how I share social media content.
  3. I don’t post on my business Facebook/Instagram that often, why don’t I make sales? – You need to make 10 impressions a day you moron and you do nothing to delegate that. Like I don’t know, find a Publicist digitally. 

Don’t be a dumb son of B****

Get E commerce management services. $600 to start the website. $40 a month for managing the eCommerce.  

Works Cited

Lazazzera, Richard. Don’t Make These 7 Mistakes in Your Ecommerce Business. N.p.: Shopify, n.d. Print. 1. “If You Build It They Will Come” Mentality They won’t. Building your business (and traffic) takes time, energy and effort. According to Internet Live Stats, the internet has about 1,202,012,086 websites at this very moment, and according to WorldWideWebSize there are 4.44 billion pages. Take a moment to think about that. When you create your store, you will be website number 1,202,012,087. How are people going to find you?


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